About the Buns

About? It’s about my dumb life, obviously. Get a brain.

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You: That seems pretty lazy for an About section, and also your blog is just a bunch of completely unconnected random things that makes it frankly unreadable.

Me (feigning philosophical in my cop-out): Well, isn’t life nothing more than a “bunch of completely unconnected random things?” This is truth, man, and it is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

You: And why are you always insulting the reader? That certainly doesn’t seem like sound policy, and it really turns people off!

Me: You turn people off! Shut it!

You: Do you even have big buns?

Me (mooning you): That is a question you must answer for yourself.

You: And why do you have a photo of a special needs person with a Santa hat on your dashboard? Don’t you think it’s in poor taste?

Me: That’s me in 9th grade. Apology accepted.

You: Do you know any good places where I can get tapas?

Me: How could I possibly answer that? I have no idea where you live, or what you are looking for in a tapa. But I sincerely wish you the best of luck in your search.

You: If you’re so depressed – boo hoo hoo- then how come you’re still able to sit down and write a blog?

Me: Have you read my blog? The answer’s in the question.